Tales of stupidity in the workplace

Upgrade??

Co-worker asks during a .net 1.1 to 3.5 upgrade, "Why do we need to upgrade?".

Huh? It's not okay to print porn pictures??

I worked at a medical office in which we had a rent-a-doc (locum) working for the day. He must have been bored at some point since pictures of naked fat girls started printing at the front desk. His response when questioned-- "I didn't know it would print at the front desk". Wow!